What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Shane Bieber Suffers Potential Setback In Elbow Rehab - MLB Trade Rumors

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Patriots OC Josh McDaniels Discusses Offense's Progress and Other Takeaways From Monday's Practice - New England Patriots

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Rory McIlroy makes an 8, barely breaks 80 in missing cut at RBC Canadian Open - NBC Sports

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

New Duck Kreider Discusses the Trade to Anaheim - NHL.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

‘How To Train Your Dragon’ Flying To Franchise Best Opening With $82M+; ‘Materialists’ Eyeing $12M – Friday Afternoon Update - Deadline

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Make-A-Wish helps Tacoma cancer patient fulfill dream of giving back to fellow children - KOMO

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Higher-Earning Shoppers Hit the Dollar Store as Spending Tightens - WSJ

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Is it possible this person (ai rendering of actual person) has Neanderthal skeletomuscular phenotype expression? He is 5’7”, 190 lbs.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons